I secretly want an RV, too! I have visions of taking the girls on a Oregon Trail-style road trip that follows the path of the Ingalls family in the Little House books. We'd be just like the pioneers, except without shooting wildlife for dinner and dying of dysentery. And we'd also have running water and a cushy RV to sleep in. Other than that, TOTALLY just like the pioneers.
No seriously, you are a huge dork but apparently having fun.